JOKE: Flight Attendant

Check the joke below:

The airline industry has faced numerous challenges in recent years. Staff must handle frequently frustrated passengers while maintaining a friendly demeanor. It can be incredibly difficult for them to refrain from expressing their true thoughts.

However, when they do get a chance to speak their minds, the outcome is often remarkable. Such an instance occurred when a male flight attendant encountered a wealthy, demanding passenger. The ensuing interaction is sure to make you laugh.

A gay flight attendant had a unique approach to managing a snobbish passenger who refused to put her tray table up for landing. When asked to comply, she responded condescendingly. His witty retort is something you won’t believe.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us:

“Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:

“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, B***.

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