A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.

She screamed at him: “You’re a pig! A pig with no honor! How dare you do this to me!

I’m your faithful wife!

” She was about to storm off, when her husband stopped her with these words: “Wait a minute, let me at least explain what happened!”

“Fine!” sobbed the angry wife, “but they will be your LAST words to me!

” “Well, while I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and haggard.

I felt sorry for her, so I brought her home.”

She was hungry, so I made her a meal from the roast beef you thought was too fattening.

Her sandals were torn so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style.

She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I got you for your birthday that you don’t wear because the colors don’t suit you.

Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that you liked before your sister bought the same pair.