There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home.

Here’s a continuation with a lighthearted twist: There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home.The old man says to

One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.”

One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely

A wife was in bed with her lover. When she heard her husband’s key in the door.

A wife was in bed with her lover. When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “ He’s

A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I

The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway.

The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy girl.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go.

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her

A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.

A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked

A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out the window.”

A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy girl. I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go.